PLEASE DON'T READ THIS.
Stare at this dog for 24 hours. If you take your eyes off it, something in your house will be ripped to shreds and you'll hear some little girl say "LUATAKULU". Pass along to all your friends.
So far, I think there's been 3 window blinds completely broken and countless toys mutilated. The rocking horse was attacked just this morning and the poor thing had half her wool mane pulled out within 10 seconds. Poor Barbie has had her leg ripped off. After Kara saw this, she ripped the leg off her other Barbie. We now call them 'Alene' and they work at IHOP. Oh how I love corny jokes.
