I'm sorry your life turned out so hard, Eugene.

Harry Potter owl. Harry Potter broom. Harry Potter dragon. Harry Potter ears. Harry Potter mouse. Harry Potter tee-tee. Harry Potter pants. Harry Potter ball. Harry Potter Harry Potter Harry Potter Harry Potter Harry Potter Harry Potter Harry Potter Harry Potter Harry Potter Harry Potter Harry Potter...
That's about all I ever hear around here. Maybe I should edit the entire Harry Potter movie and put educational television as the audio so it makes it look like Harry Potter's smart and learning his ABC's. Otherwise, my child is going to grow up thinking she can cast spells. When she turns 11, how am I going to explain to her she will not be getting an invitation to Hogwarts? I STILL haven't received MY letter. Apparently, we are nothing but muggles.