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They say children are our future..

So that's true and what a funny place this will be! Kara has gotten to where she can put little things together by herself now and make tiny sentences that I can understand. Others may have trouble understanding, but I know what she's talking about. Here's a few things that stick out in my head:

Keep in mind that I only tell her to do this so she'll have something to do while I get dressed. I wouldn't really let her wear what she puts on out in public.

Me: "Kara, go get some clothes on so we can go to Walmart!"

She comes out of her room with nothing but a pair of panties on her head and yells "Les go Walmart!"
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Just this morning, she was standing by the tv pooping in her Barbie pull-ups.

Kara: "Mommy! I poo'd!"
Me: "Ok, Let me get something to clean you up with."
Kara: "Not Daddy's sock."

I would like to know when this kid was ever cleaned up with one of Daddy's dirty socks.
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Every boo-boo she gets or any of her toys get, she blames it on Flippy the cat.

Kara: "Harry Pottah boo-boo!"
Me: "How did he get that boo-boo?"
Kara: "Bippy did it!"
Me: "Why did Flippy do that?"
Kara: "Uhhhhhh Elmo!"
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She will stand in one place and call Molly the dog.

Kara: Mo-eee!Mo-eeeeee! MO-EEEEEEE!"
Molly walks up to her.
Kara (giggling): "Dumbass."

Yes, she already has a foul mouth. Just like her Daddy!
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She tries to feed the tv, thinks the toilet is for washing feet, thinks anything with one eye is evil and the list just goes on for days. She also still says 'nite nite' to all the dirty hippies. OMG kids are so funny. I do apologize in advance if she calls you a dumbass.

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