Those freakin' booger-bears are disturbing my sleep! As everyone should know, booger-bears are blue and look like the cat. Maybe that's what makes them so darn scary. This afternoon when I was *trying* to get Kara to take a nap was a horrible time. She flopped, played with her toes, played with her doll, played with pillow tags, poked my eyes, pinched my nose, rubbed Mommy's tattoo, knocked on the wall, picked Spongebob's nose, picked HER nose, licked my elbow, gave me about 20 kisses,hugs,eskimo's and noggins then put my head in some weird position where my nose was in her armpit, which surprisingly smelled like syrup, and told me "Mommy touch it armpit!". All that plus some more happened in about an hour of laying there in bed. She tried to sneak off the bed and I sat up and said really quick "WHERE-ARE-YOU-GOING!?" Well, she hollered "BOOGER-BEAR!" then flopped down flat on the bed and was asleep within 5 minutes. Then I'm left laying there wondering where the hell that booger-bear is. Is it on the ceiling like they are in the movies? After laying there thinking about that for a while, I couldn't go to sleep. Just like last night when I was STILL awake at 4am. I was flopping, playing with my toes, playing with my doll... nah! Just kidding! I just couldn't go to sleep. I finally got up at 3:30am and washed my hair in the kitchen sink. I thought about eating some cereal but remembered that I was trying to develop an eating disorder. Yeah, it's going pretty badly. To get to the quick of it, I went to sleep at 4am-ish and got up around 9am. The point of this? I have no idea.
But! If you have a friend or loved one that ever leaves an iPod outside in the flooding rain, there is hope! You can put it in a bag of rice to draw out the moisture! I'm sure silica gel would work better but I had to throw mine away when I kept getting the silica pack confused with my pack of pretzel salt. I get lots of things confused though.. Like that time I took the dog's medicine! Oh I'm sure in about 20 years I'll look back on that day as one of those 'fond memory' days.
And um, I better go cause I have no idea wtf I'm talking about anymore. lawlz
