I'm tired of these motherfuckin' ants in this motherfuckin' house.
They are everywhere. I've smooshed a whole army of them to bits while their friends watch. I've squirted dish soap on them. I've sucked them up with the vacuum. I've put little roach motels out for them. I've washed them down the drain. I've sprayed them with Easy-off BAM!. I guess the next step would be POISON. And that is the one I was trying to avoid. I don't wanna spray poison all in the kitchen. That's where we eat and play! Or maybe I can try fly traps.. I've been leaving a few little corner spiders alive to help out in the murder of the ants. They do a really good job but they work slow. Since the spiders have helped, they shall live out the rest of their lives in my corners. Maybe I should but up a little dirt jar motel with free food and water in it and the ants will stay in the jar. Like an open ant farm. I've had one of those before. They lived in a flower pot but eventually killed the flower in it.
Darn. I hear thunder. That means the internet will soon be gone. Da clowdz ar in da ayr blockin' muh 'net.
