As every kid knows, Deathly Hallows is being released tomorrow. Well, tonight at 12:01am. 12:01am.. That rings a bell.. Oh yeah. I was in line getting Burning Crusade at 12:01am one night! But this book I ordered with the guarantee of getting it on the day of release. Amazingly, it's already in Ruston just waiting in a box until they decide to drop it by my house tomorrow. Hopefully it won't be one of those things you have to sign for. I'll probably be taking Fatass to the vet tomorrow sometime between 8-12. I noticed lastnight he was peeing outside of his litterbox and there was blood in it. He's acting fine. I remember when Simba was peeing blood, he was acting all pathetic and screaming. After I had his genitals removed so the stones would pass easier, he's only had that problem twice since. and he had that surgery, urethrectomy, about hmmm 5 or 6 years ago. Both times it was 3am and he was screaming in pain trying to pee. So, being the freak I am, I sterilized a homemade catheter, catheterized him, emptied his bladder completely and got him comfy enough to wait to see the vet later that morning. Anyway, did I just go off topic? I was talking about Hawwy Pottah. Yeah, it comes out tomorrow and everyone has their little thoeries about it. So! Here's a couple of mine!
1) Either Harry or Ron, but not both, will die because of something said at Christmas dinner in PoA.
2) Scrimgeour is indeed a vampire. because Luna says so!
3) Severus = A-otay! Just cause Harry thinks he is evil, doesn't make it law.
4) Is Albus Dumbledore really dead? He does have a twin brother, Aberforth. Yeah, A Dumbledore is dead, but which?
5) Someone comes into powers late in life. I think it's Dudley.
6) Regulus Black got the Slytherin locket (horcrux) and took it back to 12 Grimmauld Place. After Regulus was killed, Kreecher got the locket and still has it.
7) I think I'll just stop here because OMG now people know I read Harry Potter.
I better not get any emails, whether it be text or something drawn in MS Paint, telling me when/how Harry died! and I won't be looking at anything on the internet that could possibly lead to a Hawwy Pottah spoiler.
And look! It's a comic thing I made in 2004!
wait wait wait. I take it back! Harry and Ron will both die!
