I'm sorry your life turned out so hard, Eugene.

This morning, bright and early (like before 8am early) Kara decides to wake up. I didn't want to wake up! So I tell her the woozles are still wandering around the house and she needs to go back to sleep so they'll go away. and she did. We ended up getting out of bed around 9. After watching a little Spongebob, I thought it'd be nice to fix a decent breakfast. I cooked up bacon, rolls and eggs. Yes, rolls. I didn't have the stuff for biscuits. I made her go wake her Daddy up and we all sat down to eat. I took a few bites of egg. It was cold. The bacon was cold. The rolls were cold. I got up to go heat it up a bit. Ahh nice n toasty now. As I sat down, Kara started to gag on her bacon. Gag, gag, spit out then puke. Puked all over herself, the floor, her chair and some on the table. I grab her up and haul her off to the tub to get washed up. On the way out of the bathroom, she sneezed on my shirt and left speckles of pink vomit on me. I change clothes. By the time I'm done with all this, Casey has finished eating and is watching television. I start cleaning puke. That took about 20 minutes to get it all wiped up from the hard surfaces and steam sucked from the carpet. Everything was clean! Then I hear "You gonna finish eating?" No. No, I'm not. Usually something like this wouldn't have bothered me. But thanks to MHGL and that very enlightening video of 2girls1cup that he showed me, I was unable to finish my breakfast. Goddamn you internet! That video has been burned into my eyes! So it's true! Be careful of the links MHGL send you because some things you just cannot unsee.