A few nights ago was my Grandmother's birthday. Kara and I went to her house to join in the festivities late in the evening. It was a little cold out but not cold enough to do what Kara said. My mother asked her "What's Mommy gonna freeze off?" Her answer was supposed to be 'arse'. Instead, my sweet daughter said "Mommy's gonna freeze her pussies off." Now I was really hoping she said tootsies or footsies but it was an unmistakable PUSSIES. I still don't know where she learned the word pussies from. Everyone knows around here we call it a cunt. I'm just kidding there! It's a v'jina!
My internet 5 minutes is up. Time to go clean up outside and freeze my pussies off while I'm out there.
