I heard by word of email that if you have a troublesome cough, you should smear Vick's Salve on the bottom of your feet then put on some socks. I didn't have any Vick's so I smeared my feet down good with Children's Cherry Mentholatum. Then put Casey's socks on. Nope, I wasn't about to get my own socks nasty.. So here I sit with greasy toes and a tingling chest because I rubbed the excess all over me so I wouldn't waste it. I know it would have been pretty easy to just put it back in the jar it came from but I was feeling lazy at the time. Oh, what's that? I just coughed again! but maybe by morning I'll be able to say this sticky shit was worth it.
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Oooh I forgot and sat on my foot.. Tingly!
