That is a sad coffee pot. It's sad because it's old and broken. It can no longer hold it's liquid. A broken coffee pot makes a lot of things sad. Look at that cup.. It's getting leaked all over. And the hand! It gets dripped on by semi-scalding hot coffee. The kitchen countertops get stained with brown rings. Before it's all over, the coffee pot gets moved to a new home in the sink where it sits in a tiny square all day leaking on itself and thinking of the glory days it used to have. Someone should just put it out of it's misery.
And that's why I am now accepting donations for a new coffee pot! Sure, they're pretty cheap but I just bought that Bamboo Fun tablet and I'm still paying for it.. (If you know what I mean.) Without that tablet, I would not have been able to skillfully edit out the nice feature of the coffee pot above. My pot doesn't have all that fancy stuff. It just has an on/off button. Simple, eh? Look over there.. To the right. See that tiny button that says 'Donate'? Buy me a coffee pot! Without a new pot, my productivity level will drastically decrease. Well, if I produced anything it would.
