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Phone Calls

(407) 207-0820 - Credit card interest lowering.

I have like $400 on the ONE credit card I have. 

(866) 716-2588 - Medcore,Inc. Medical collections agency.

I PAY my medical bills IF I get them. I may not pay how much they want me to pay but I atleast pay SOME on it. The whole month of December I KNOW I didn't get a bill. I thought maybe they were giving me a holiday month off. Maybe they forgot to send me a bill or maybe something else happened to the bill before/after it got to my mailbox?

(813) 366-9800 - Tampa Florida Neilsen Ratings

Why in the Hell do they want to know what we watch? From 8am-8pm we watch Dora, Diego and Max and Ruby. 8pm-10pm Cops or whatever cop shows are on that has people destroying things, resisting arrest or getting chewed up by dogs. 10pm-8am  Softcore on HBO/Max.

 

Everyday we get calls from these three numbers. Well, the Neilsen number called today for the first time. But the first 2, all day long. When I do finally answer, they either hang up or well, that's usually what they do but sometimes a robot will tell me about my car warranty or how I can consolidate my one credit card into one low monthly payment. Fucking robots are going to take over everything. I bet they're watching everything I do. Oh God. Now I have to hide from robots. Anyway. They let the phone ring for like 10 minutes 20 times. So today I looked them up and found out more about them. I'm not the only one who gets these calls. So I went right on over to Do Not Call and registered 3 phone numbers there. Again. Apparently you have to do this every 5 years or they automagically assume that you changed your mind or got lonely and want to talk to robots again.

 

Edit:

Splenda causes bloating, stomach cramps and the shits. I have proved this by experimenting on myself. But you thought I was going to say that I proved it by shitting on myself didn't you? Sick freak. OOOooooh brb!

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