Caterpillars hatch into raccoons. (I giggled.)
Barbie doesn't have a vagina, only a butt. (This one is sorta true though.)
Cats have babies through the hair on their backs. (No idea where that idea came from.)
A back can be killed then you wiggle around on the ground. (Kinda true.)
Cookie Monster's eyes were eaten off by dogs. (Yep.)
Cages are fun. (For who?)
You can hug a worm until it dies. (Then you put the remains in a 'snake hole'.)
I'll have to think of some more stuff later. These are just things she told me today. Who knows wtf tomorrow holds.
