Everyone loves a good scary story every now and again but when they come out of the mouth of a 2 year old kid, you start to worry. Last night while we were all laying in the bed playing, Kara bursts into story. It was about Bb-eye. That's what it sounded like. It could have been Beady-eye, B.B. Eye, Bitty-eye or anything else that sounded like BB. But ol Bb-eye is white with big brown eyes. He lives in the woods up in a tree and he's bigger than Isaac. (Isaac is a 1/2 lab 1/2 German Shepherd so he's pretty darn big.) Bb-eye likes to kill. He kills baby possums. "kill kill KILL KILL." Why she added that 'KILL KILL' at the end of it beats the hell out of me. Bb-eye also comes in the house and puts dirt on the floor. At this point in her story, I'm imagining this HUGE scary, slobbering thing that looks like the guy dressed up as a monster in The Village. and wondering what I'd do if I woke up the next morning and stepped in big pile of dirt beside my bed. Oh dear me. I was going to put up a link to a picture of The Village guy and my google image search showed me a link to a gaypornvillage. Anyway. At the end of the story, me, Mom and Kara get thrown into the woods by Bb-eye and "we never come back no more". Where do we go after we get thrown into the woods? "nowhere". What do we do? "nothing". It was very creepy the way she told this story. I feel like I can never go outside again without getting 12 inch claws jabbed into my spine then tossed lifelessly into the woods. Speaking of my spine, I'll be going to the doctor in the AM to try to get something else for my back. The drugs I'm on now aren't working anymore. The drugs don't work they just make you worse but I know I'll see your face again. Yep, that's a Verve song.
Oh, this morning I asked Kara if she made up Ol Bb-eye in her head. She showed me the top of her head and said "No. There's nothing up there. See!"
Oh, this morning I asked Kara if she made up Ol Bb-eye in her head. She showed me the top of her head and said "No. There's nothing up there. See!"
