I'm sorry your life turned out so hard, Eugene.

I'm sitting here waiting for the DHL guy to get here. Sometimes he's here around 12:30, other times it's after 5pm. I hope it's dinner today that he comes. Surely it will be. Won't it? I mean doesn't he know how important MY package is? My packages are so important that they should be brought to my house by helicopter. Then they should shimmy down a rope (ninja style) and put it right in my hands. I don't want that Swiss Family Robinson type of delivery where they fly over and just throw the shit on the ground. Maybe I should go finish cleaning the house. That should pass a little time.