I'm sorry your life turned out so hard, Eugene.

i WAS ON VACATION. And I have a caplock key too. Anyway- vacation. I was staying at the old house. I must really need to get away if I think about going on a trip to that shithole. When I got there, it was still in the same bad shape as it is now except it was filled with things. I found an old aquarium with fish still swimming in it. I was amazed that it had become something like a working/balanced ecosystem. Everything ate what was made in there; algae, bugs, etc., and everything lived. but since they were old, they looked horrible. I scooped them all out and put them in a measuring cup to bring home when my vacation was over. As I was walking around in the living room, I saw a colorful (orange and pink) baby bird. Maybe it was a baby kitten. It was really swelled up like it had a huge pimple on its' butt. I squeezed it and stuff started coming out. The kitty looked relieved. I started to squeeze out more and it hot out like a.. like a.. like a huge cartoon pimple would. And then something amazing happened! Baby birds came slipping out through the pimple hole. They were cartoonish and ugly. Some even had bucked teeth. Since I had obviously killed the mamma (baby) cat, I had to feed them. I fed them some of the goo/egg yolk stuff that thy slipped out of. They smiled at me. As I started to pick them up, water came and washed them through cracks in the floor.

gotta hit high points here so I can go.. Andy's ready to do something..

Had huge boxes of brand new toys. I kept saying  I had no idea where they came from. Porcupine on a stick.

also lots of (100's) or the same kind of grubby baby clothes I had been collecting for years. You wanted some. I told you I had starwars themed jammies if you wanted them too.

Cats staring at me. Creaking chair. Strangers' kids sleeping in a bed.

next;

Dr house made my bed go way high up in the air. There was red paint all over a room.