I'm sorry your life turned out so hard, Eugene.

PLEASE DON'T READ THIS.

Stare at this dog for 24 hours. If you take your eyes off it, something in your house will be ripped to shreds and you'll hear some little girl say "LUATAKULU". Pass along to all your friends.

So far, I think there's been 3 window blinds completely broken and countless toys mutilated. The rocking horse was attacked just this morning and the poor thing had half her wool mane pulled out within 10 seconds. Poor Barbie has had her leg ripped off. After Kara saw this, she ripped the leg off her other Barbie. We now call them 'Alene' and they work at IHOP. Oh how I love corny jokes.

As a treat for myself for being such a damn good wife, I decided to start my w0w account back up. I was thinking I could play an hour in the AM and maybe an hour in the evening. How wrong I was. It's turned out that I can get maybe a half-hour in the evening between times when Kara naps and Casey comes home. During that half hour, I'm getting up every two minutes to pick something up, get something to drink, smoke, and do whatever else I can think of before Casey gets home. I guess I could play a little at night after everyone's asleep but instead I just lay there and sometimes play that Harry Potter game. I wanted to see what the level cap on it was. It's 100. Yeah 100. And I didn't even use the internet to find out. I think I completed the game 6 or 7 times to find that out. Pics or it didn't happen?! Fine..but this is hardly something to brag about.. And before that MHGL screams PHOTOSHOP ( because I can read his mind) No, it isn't photoshopped. Why would I waste my precious computer time doing something like that! but then, why in the hell would he care? Why would anyone care? I think I'll go cry now then write a poem about it.

Every night, Kara has to tell everything she can think of 'nite nite'. We start with the toes and, naming every body part in between, end at the head. Then she names off her own list to tell goodnight to. Spongebob, Harry Potter, Patrick, boo-boos, etc. In between lastnight's fictional characters, she whispered "Nite nite dirty hippie." I got the giggles. I couldn't stop laughing! DIRTY HIPPIE!!@#$ I was trying to not be loud and wake Casey up but I couldn't help it. I was giggling so much that I had tears rolling. It was so funny the way she said it. So low and so quietly.."nite nite dirty hippie."

Ahh well, my 10 minute update time is up. Time to go color. We fucking love coloring.

and I was so happy until i saw this..

Last Thursday, there was a storm that came floating by. Lightning got a little too close to our house and it made the TV shit itself and die. We went Friday night and bought a brand new iLo 42" LCD HDTV. I've never heard of iLo before but it had an amazing picture. We watched it all weekend with no problems. Casey came in today and watched it some more. Then the right speakers went out. He was so pissed. Too pissed to listen to his wife's suggestions. So he boxed it up and we took it back to get another. The last one they had like the one we returned was a display. I don't like displays because greasy fingered kids touch them. If it's my greasy fingered kid touching, it's alright. We ended up getting a Polaroid 46" LCD HDTV for about 600 bucks more. six-hundred-more. We came home and gave it the hook up. Guess what? No sound on the right speakers. Yeah. It was just the RCA jacks. He paid 600 bucks to learn to listen to his wifey. Always check your fucking wires! That's the first rule to everything! But that's alright with me though. I got a whole 46" of LCD goodness to play my wii on. Well, if I ever get a wii I could. I doubt I ever get one though.

Nite nite dirty hippies!

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Talk about squeezing a penny..

For some odd reason, I was just reading the rating details and some more goodies about the movie Shrek and I came across this one that made me giggle at 630am!

Parents' Note: Shrek is rated PG. Younger children may be frightened by the dragon, some very grisly bones litter its lair; and there is one scene of Gingerbread Man torture that is played for comic effect. There is an abundance of fart and bathroom jokes, which are relatively innocuous.

Gingerbread Man torture!!!@#$%T^

If that's torture, I wonder what kind of mental damage I'm setting my daughter up for when I tell her to bite the heads off of the animal crackers so they can't hear themselves die.

On a happier note, Pan's Labyrinth freakin' rocked and Epic Movie.. teehee Epic Movie! "Willy asked me to polish his knob!"

You grew up in the 80's if... :: CassieGermsheid.com

54. You know all the words to Bon Jovi - SHOT THROUGH THE HEART.
55. You just sang those words to yourself.

omg I did!

66. You’re still singing shot through the heart in your head, aren’t you?

omg it's true!

I've never been able to walk out of a store without spending $100 bucks. At Walmart today, I got a bag of cat food, a bag of dog food, a toy on clearance for 9 bucks, a boat battery and 2 things of oil, a birthday card and a bag of Rasinettes. $144.00. Did you know a small boat battery holds a price of $78? Plus a core charge of $9? I didn't until recently. Casey had a gift card that helped out little. After that, we had to go to Lowe's for some air conditioner duct work. 25ft of thin, shiny, insulated tubes was about $65. I love that store. While we were there I picked up a nice size rug to go on my living room floor. This rug matches NOTHING I have. It's pink with little roads and houses on it. Really cute. There's a bakery store on there that looks like a big cake with a cherry on top. Kara said it was "Cupcake Mountain". I love her imagination. The rug was only 20 bucks and if it helps protect the carpet underneath, then it will be well spent. We added a roll of duct tape to our cart. At the check out, I wrote a check for UNDER $100. I couldn't believe it. It wasn't much under 100, like 96 or something. It was time to go home. On the road behind the Ruston Walmart. they have all kinds of new shops open. One was a pet store. We had to stop. They had the cutest little English Bulldog pup in there. His price was $2,110. Guess what I got! Nothing! Not a thing. I managed to walk out of a store without spending a penny. I'm still amazed at the price of dogs in there. The Yorkie was over grand and now that I think of it, none of the dogs there were under 500. They even had kittens that looked just like mine for $25. Kitten, anyone? And I won't charge you a thing. But they come in pairs. We made it home finally. It was late and we were hungry. I sent Casey back to town for Chinese. It about $15 for 2 take outs. After we were full and bloated, we crawled under the house to put the tube on. It was good fun. I feel a lot poorer today. I need a j0b.

Just seeing what this map thingy looked like.

Yesterday:

May 7, 2008
07:44:00 PM
DALLAS/FT. WORTH A/P TX US
Shipment picked up from seller's facility

Today:

May 8, 2008
07:37:00 AM
SHREVEPORT LA US
Departure Scan

I know it's only like a 6 hour drive, maybe 8, from Houston to here. But still, I'm still amazed at how fast these guy work when compared to Walmart's Site2Store shipping which took my camera case 28 days (if I'm remembering right. It was a hella long time) to get here. Twenty eight fukin days. But even that's not too bad when you compare Site2Store to CSDShipping. (Casey Shane Dickerson Shipping) I ordered shit 12 years ago and I'm STILL waiting for that delivery!

Do you ever suddenly realize that you're slightly miserable? Not miserable with life, but miserable physically? And being physically miserable is making you a little mentally miserable? I have! And on top of that, my effing teeth are starting to rot and that's making my entire mouth hurt. I think I found out my problem. N-e-u-r-o-n-t-i-n  I stay on the edge of aggravation all the time. Sometimes if I'm just touched I want to punch someone's nose. I go shopping and want to pick up my cart and slam it down on the cashier's head for checking out my groceries too slow. And it makes me feel stupid. Stupid enough to not be able to think straight at times. I like to think! (usually) But the most miserably worstest thing about it is the weight gain. I'm not talking about a pound or 2.. Two months ago at my appointment, they weighed me. I was a happy 129. Sure, I wished it was 109 but I'll take that 129. Today? 139. I gained 10 pounds in 2 months and I haven't been eating anything more than I used to. And my stomach will swell out so big that I'll actually look like I'm pregnant at times. I can't even keep it sucked it. I have to wear my pants unzipped around the house and that makes me feel like a cow. I cannot stand it. I don't care what they say, I still think it's what caused my 2 NEW cavities and made my teeth so damn sensitive. In a little over a month, I'll be able to go to the dentist. Fucking yay. And then earlier today, I started feeling all shitty. Sweating, shaking, panic-y. Took my blood pressure - 120/75. (if you can believe that.) So I then took my blood sugar. 54. Fifty-four. And all that did was give my fatass an excuse to eat some more sugar. Will this shit never end?

To see a lion in your dream, symbolizes great strength, courage, aggression and power. You will overcome some of your emotional difficulties. As king of the jungle, the lion also represents dignity, royalty, leadership, pride and domination. You have much influence over others.  You also need to exercise some restraint in your own personal and social life. 

To dream that you are attacked by a lion, suggests that a force may be driving you to self-destruction. You need overcome these challenges and obstacles.

Step back folks, I'm about to self-destruct!